Pangolins set new world record… but no one is celebrating

What is the fastest thing on four legs? Which is the world’s smallest mammal? How much did an elephant bird’s egg weigh? When I was a child, I was fascinated by this kind of animal fact. And still am, if I’m honest. Inevitably, there was a mild obsession with record-breakers. Who doesn’t love a bat the size of a bumblebee? Or a whale with a tongue the size of a small car? Or a falcon that can plummet at over 200 miles per hour during a high-speed dive?